Taking the elevator...
How it works
Office rules
Where the 1.5% goes
per trade, collected in SOL
Meteora keeps 0.3%. The other 1.2% reaches the building.
The boss (the dev) earns 0.5%, until he gets fired.
The bin of this office gets 0.5%. It is paid to holders on every hit.
The chest on the $TRASH floor gets 0.2% of every office.
Anti-snipe: for the first 1 second after launch the fee is 10%, then it drops to 1.5%. The dev buy inside the launch transaction pays only 1.5%.
The hit
Time is cut into 30-minute windows. At a secret random moment of each window a paper ball lands in the bin, and the whole bin is paid in SOL to all holders, pro rata to their balance. The thrower is just for show: everyone holding gets paid.
Janitor & chest
Nobody knows how much paper the $TRASH bin can take. After a hidden number of $TRASH hits the janitor rolls in with his cart and the chest drops to 10 random holders among the $TRASH top 30 (you must be in the top 30 on two snapshots in a row). Every office feeds this chest.
Boss fired
Every office has a glass cabin for its boss. If the dev sells or moves more than half of the dev buy, the boss is fired forever: empty chair, FIRED sign, and his 0.5% goes into the bin instead.
FAQ
Do I need to claim anything?
No. Bin payouts and chest drops are sent straight to your wallet in SOL by the keeper.
Is there a minimum to get paid?
Holders below 0.01% of the supply are skipped so payouts are not eaten by dust. Pool and program accounts never get paid.
Can the hit moment be gamed?
The moment is random inside each window and nobody sees it in advance. Each hit publishes its seed and a hash of the holder snapshot, so you can check the payout list after the fact.
What happens when the water cooler is full?
The bonding curve is complete and the office moves upstairs: liquidity migrates to Meteora DAMM v2. The bin, the boss and the hits keep working there.
Who launches $TRASH?
Only the dev wallet, by hand, once. Offices can be rented after the penthouse is open.
Taking the elevator...